f.a.q.’s

HERE ARE SOME RESPONSES TO YOUR FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS!

Q: the hole family is just top notch comedy… where do you get your ideas?

A: from an invisible leprechaun named steve, who swims in an imaginary fountain at the end of the rainbow… where else?

 

Q: it’s called “the hole FAMILY”, yet it is usually just two holes talking to each other… where’s the rest of the fam?

A: you are really over-thinking this whole thing… stop that.

 

Q: you are obviously a genius, are you also handsome?

A: why, yes i am!  and i also wrote the above question to coax my tender, yet resilient ego.

 

Q: any plans for a hole family movie?

A: i’ve tried to pitch it to the studios, but “the hole family” always sounds to them like a sadistic, pornographic title.  it’s so hard to find a studio that thinks outside the box these days.

 

Q: is this cartoon supposed to be funny?

A: actually, the comic is loosley based on the major motifs of shakespearean tragedies; so if you find it funny, well, what does that really say about you as a person?  (i’ll be looking for the answer in YOUR “f.a.q.” web blog, smarty pants.)

 

Q: does the hole family ever come out of their holes?

A: that’s for me to know and for you to find out, mister.

 

Q: how has creating the major blockbuster comic “the hole family” changed you as a person?

A:  it hasn’t really, i’m still an a-hole… but suddenly, i have become lactose intolerant… huh, go figure.

Comments
  1. Aunt Michele says:

    adam,
    loved this stuff, your a funny and intelligent guy, of course this is a totally unbiased opinion from a relative!!!
    big love to you both.
    Michele 🙂
    Tell me I will be able to brag big about you soon!

  2. Iris says:

    i was just wondering..who exactly asked these frequently asked questions?? and is it possible to answer them with out sarcasm, or is that part of the hole illusion?

  3. Rev. Hole says:

    Iris, on advice of counsel and on advice of his sorta rabbi, sorta spiritual advisor, sorta Pastor (the Author) (name withheld) has not been able to answer the question you pose nor personally answer the FAQs without his hole sarcastic thing, that he has (but which is not public since mostly he shows this only in confidential meetings). So, I have been asked to answer the FAQ’s in order they appear, without the sarcasm, on his behalf.

    1. Adam gets his ideas from (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge).
    2. The rest of the “hole fam” is (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priveledge) but (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge) suicidal (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge) stripper or (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge) any day now you will (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge).
    3. Fifth Amendment invoked on advice of (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priveledge).
    4. For the record, box is not intended to be part of a sadistic pornographic answer. And as for the question – A hole family movie may be (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge) an adventure western (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priveledge) dark comedy pathos (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge) nudity (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge) studio big wig (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priveledge) ‘casting couch’ overtures insulted me (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge)and so it remains un- (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge).
    5. Yes, and no. And yes, somewhat, except when its different or not similar to the times when it is.
    6. Yes, and no. And yes, mostly at night, when all you can see is their eyes, somewhat. They are never written about when they are out, if they ever do, come out, except in the following situations (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge) and vegetable matter.
    7. Major fame has not affected him as a person. (Note the use of “person” is not intended to insinuate or confirm the existance of an actual person, but is used herein to provide a response to an apparently avid fan who also used the word “person” – so whatever she or he may have meant by ‘person’, is in no way limiting to the writer, the author, or this firm (assuming this is a firm and not a single person).

    So Iris, in closing, I, on behalf of the Author, are happy to report that exactly who asks the FAQ’s is (portion of answer redacted for Attorney or Pastoral Counsel Priviledge).

    Thank you for your question.

  4. Rev. says:

    Iris, is apparently fulfilled with the answers.

  5. Iris Arnold says:

    I am most definitely fulfilled, many thanks

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